Christmas Eve Eve 2008
December 23rd. Finally, a day that sort of reminds me of Christmas weather. Well, you have to have a lot of latitude with your memories under these circumstances. It was in the 50’s this morning…. cloudy and windy. The locals are wearing winter coats, all of them zipped up, many with hoods! It is so funny. What would they do in Kansas?
I am determined not to have a repeat of our Thanksgiving feast… calzone and the Arabic version of spicy chicken. I broke down and bought one of the gigantic turkeys they have here, weighing in at 31.1 pounds. As I’ve had a lot of experience with holiday turkeys, this will be a prize fight for sure. We’ll see which one of us ends up “roasted.” Today I made brine to soak the turkey in, baked banana bread and white bread and, planned out the rest of our dinner. I’m sure this sounds like nothing – especially to all you master chefs out there. Here, and for me, it is something.
First, I have no measuring cups or measuring spoons. Do they sell them in Egypt? I’m sure they do… but I have none. Then there’s the conversion factor for liquid and dry ingredients. Then, of course, Fahrenheit to Celsius. When I was in elementary school I remember my teacher telling me how the whole world was going to be using metric measurements and it was imperative that I learn them NOW. It was one chapter in our math book and I never visited that again until chemistry in high school! Therefore, these conversions are necessary and a pain in the …. they are a pain.
The oven and cook top do not have electronic ignition. Granted, our home didn’t have that either when I was growing up…. FORTY YEARS AGO! The gas is propane, coming in from a visible pipe through the wall near the stove. We have our very own shut off valve so a slow leak won’t asphyxiate us in the middle of the night or blow us up before I can make pancakes in the morning. Lighting the burners is a little tricky with a regular match, singed skin and all. So, we bought a butane lighter. We got it home and it had no butane. Apparently this is not uncommon, as when we returned it the guy took the butane out from under the counter and proceeded to fill it right up.
Back to the cooking… the banana bread was burned on the bottom – I chopped that right off as soon as it was cool enough. No one will ever know the difference. The white bread recipe SPECIFICALLY stated “put the rack near the bottom of the oven so the top of the bread pan is in the center.” Which I did. You guessed it; the bottom of the white bread was burned as well. It is amazing how delicious bread tastes without the bottom crust. :)
Well, no Christmas carols playing at Town Center or the Plaza, no snow, no “Ho, Ho, Ho” Hoers jingling their bells. And no family or friends to celebrate with. It sounds kind of bleak when you describe the bare facts of our Christmas. We are very thankful for modern communication technologies to keep us in touch with everyone. And, frankly, thankful for cooking fuel, food to cook, and a warm abode. It is amazing how circumstances can alter priorities. My Christmas present this year is a large dose of humble pie. It doesn’t taste very good but it definitely nourishes the soul.
